angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate, via i-am-mishafuckingcollins)

feathersassemble:

ladyavenal:

messenger-of-the-auspice:

…and this weeks award for brilliant gif use….

I have been laughing at this for the past 5 minutes.

(Source: happy-april, via msdukesilver)

winedrunklovers:

why do pop punk bands think they need like 6 opening bands. why? do you guys travel in packs? more people to chip in to order pizza? are you ALL getting out of this town???

(via wecouldliveinluxury)

thegenuflector:

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are a pretty great couple.

(via the-mooseman)

6x20 and 8x17

(Source: misha-collins, via puddingnovak)

vaguely-pedophilic-swingset:

whatifbilliejoearmstrong:

bceky:

american idiot starts off all yeah lets kick ass but by the end of the album woah where’d all this emotion come from

because every teenager ever acts all badass and rebellious to hide the fact that we’re still scared kids full of feelings and tenderness inside

This text post starts off all kick ass but by the end its like woah where did all this emotion come from

(via puddingnovak)

(Source: nollag, via the-mooseman)

wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels:

sherlock-is-the-fire-of-my-loins:

deathfrisbeeofbakerstreet:

Some fandoms are waiting for season 10, others for episode 10.

image

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(via puddingnovak)

miniaturewhiski:

y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill

(via wecouldliveinluxury)

captoring:

monikerd:

captoring:

i overdress for everything. life is too short to not look your best when u wanna look your best just cause some basic ass ppl might disapprove

i underdress for everything. life is too short to not be comfy always when you dont care just cause some basic ass ppl judge me for wearing the same thing all the time

also important

(via puddingnovak)

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

(Source: lalna, via puddingnovak)

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